My sister Molly is in the Bahamas, and yesterday she sent us all this very nice, check-in e-mail:
-----Original Message-----
From: Molly
Sent: Sunday, February 26, 2006 4:21 PM
To: EverydaySuperGoddess and Family
Subject: HI
Hi all,
How were your weekends? Mines been A-OK. We're having a great time, weather is beautiful. Nice and warm and humid. Its been mostly sunny, it just rained a little bit but stopped quickly and it was gorgeous earlier. We have just been sightseeing and checking out downtown and this crazy Atlantis casino that has all these amazing shops and fish tanks and crazy gardens and stuff. The food has been good, of course overpriced. Let me know how you all are doing. Talk to you soon!!
And this was Dad’s reply:
-----Original Message-----
From: Dad
Sent: Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:27 PM
To: Molly
Subject: Re: HI
Our house was foreclosed on today, and we are penniless street people.
Betsy was arrested by immigration personnel and deported to France.
EverydaySuperGoddess was arrested and charged with criminal vehicular homicide, and both Demigoddesses have been put up for adoption.
The dog ran away.
Enjoy your vacation!!
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7 comments:
ummm... HI! No mention of me!
HELLOOOOO!
Wait, who are you again?
Meghan was that one sister that our parents sold. Now she's a Geisha. She's always stealing my thunder!
Love it - I wonder if she called him on that or just left it at that.
Funny funny
Dear ESG's Dad,
We know you did the best you could with the kids. Sometimes these things just kinda happen. Sorry about those fish in the casino gobbling up Molly. She was having such a wonderful time.
Best, ESG's Ho
He is my kind of man
At the risk of sounding too young, I have to say that that was just MESSED! UP! And truly hilarious. I think I may want your dad to adopt me, just so I can get in on the fun.
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