Saturday, July 08, 2006

A Porch Full O' Patriots



Highlights of the Smackdown included this creation, by Tiffany for Betsy:


Amazing what one can find on Cafe Press when one performs a search using the words "USA" + "Jesus." All Tiff had to add was the lamp fringe around the hem, and a little marabou boa for flair. Tim Gunn would be so proud.

In the "Best Use of Iron-On Transfers" category, we have this piece by Kerry, created for Meghan:


That is a picture of Neil Diamond, in all his sequined, long-haired and sweaty mid-70s glory. The lyrics to his anthem to immigration, "America," are written in glitter ("Freedom's Light Burning Warm..."). Note the silk flower detail around the hem. This ensemble came complete with glow-in-the-dark earrings, a visor, and stars-and-stripes flip flops, winning Kerry an additional nod for "best accessorized."

From the back:

The bottom ribbon is obscuring the signature lyric, "TODAY!"

And then there is my own magnum opus, as modeled by Kerry:

It features two strategically placed, fully functional spangly pinwheels (how long can she keep them spinning?), accented with metallic red, white and blue streamers. Each sleeve sports its own authentic American flag like a proud wing, poised to take flight on the slightest Fourth of July breeze.

And on the back:
Kerry Back 2
...a cape of flag fringe completes the look.

We really did wear them to the Marenisco fireworks. It was about 55 degrees out that night, so we all ended up wearing jackets over our T-shirts which, while disappointing, was probably for the best.

Had they been able to see our patriot wear in its full glory, the rest of the town would have felt really self-conscious about their own conspicuous lack of pinwheels, lamp fringe and Neil Diamond lyrics. And we certainly wouldn't have wanted to make other people feel bad about themselves on the anniversary of our great nation's birth. That would have been downright un-American.

8 comments:

Batgirl said...

But what did ESG wear?

EverydaySuperGoddess said...

ESG wore a shirt by Betsy featuring a picture of a collection of beer bottles in the shape of a US Flag and lots of blingy plastic gems on the front. On the back, written in sparkles, is "I (Heart) the USA."

Which was perfectly appropriate, because I totally DO.

EverydaySuperGoddess said...

Oh, and red, white and blue pony beads knotted onto the fringe around the bottom, too...

Boof said...

what are you all shouting in that first picture? It looks like a bunch of women going "AAAHHHHH!"

haha

esg's ho said...

Dang, this is better than Project Runway!

EverydaySuperGoddess said...

Not "AHHHH," it's a bunch of women shouting, "Today!"

There are a few among the group who are the tiniest bit obsessed with Neil Diamond.

Alyson said...

Thats Awsome

Meghan said...

All I can see is my ASS. My ASS LOOKS HUGE IN THAT PICTURE!!!

HUGE!!!!