Wednesday, February 28, 2007

My New Refrigerator has Every Convenience, it’s Gonna Make Life Easy for Me

So sang DemiGoddess the Elder and I last night as we danced together around the kitchen. She is very into the Talking Heads these days (have I mentioned how exceptionally cool my children are?).

Our new refrigerator doesn’t exactly have every convenience. There is no built-in water filtration system or even an automatic ice maker. In fact, from the outside, the new refrigerator looks a lot like the old refrigerator:

Inside is where the real magic happens. Slide-out, divided, spill-proof, tempered-glass shelves! A light in the freezer! In-door adjustable compartments that can hold a gallon jug of milk! And, best of all, I now have a drawer for nothing but cheese!

That’s not the only new acquisition in the Goddess household, either. I am also the proud owner of a brand new timing belt and muffler, which were installed on my aged but trusty Honda Civic yesterday morning. (Tax refund in… tax refund out…)

And, because I am so very clever, I dropped my car off at the shop on Monday night, so that my fix-it-up chappie could get started installing the new timing belt and muffler bright and early on Tuesday morning. Which he did. Right after he called me at 6:30 a.m. to tell me that my car had been broken into overnight and my stereo was gone.

I felt so violated. Why would someone do that to my car? And, come to think of it, why would someone bother to steal a six-year-old stereo that wasn’t worth all that much when it was new??

The very apologetic fix-it-up chappie agreed that it was a major drag, but assured me that the shop has insurance for that sort of thing. So yesterday's final major purchase was a brand new stereo for my car.

It can play MP3 files and has an auxiliary jack for hooking up the Demis’ iPods, and I did not have to pay a thing for it, unless one counts the emotional cost of picking my car up from the shop and succumbing to an overwhelming urge to check under all the seats for any nasty remnants that the stereo thieves may have left behind.

They were exceptionally tidy thieves, it seems. They left no trace, save for a few screws lying neatly in my cup holder, and the gaping hole in my dashboard.

But, getting back to the refrigerator. As I transferred all of our old magnets, business cards, photos and whatnot from the old refrigerator door to the new one, I took the opportunity to thin things out a little. However, this little gem, compliments of DemiGoddess the Younger, will be staying:

I'm so glad she's putting that Teen Vogue subscription to good use.


Amy said...

Looks like a field trip to Trader Joe's is in order.

Oh, what a funny girl. Like when I let The Teen take a framed silk handkerchief that my dad bought in Japan when he was in the Navy for post-WWII rebuilding; the Teen took it to school for extra credit in social studies. Then came home and told me it got smashed and stepped on in the hallway. Just kidding!

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Meghan said...

Oh my God that child kills me.
Sounds like your stereo stealing was a GOOD THING! Love the new fridge, although I never realized you guys ate that much cheese. No wonder the kids have never broken a bone.

Lin said...

Love, love, love that kid. She will only get to be more and more fun. You've got some lovely times together to look forward to. Guess I'm just trying to tell you that as great as it is now, it gets even better.

Alison said...

Refrigerators are really essential thing for every kitchen... I like your new one. Congratulation!!