Last Friday, a call for spring training-themed haiku went out from Section 220.
My contribution, which I posted as “TwinsGoddess” (my old Batgirl moniker), was this:
Boof is thin, Livan
Is here ‘cuz someone has to
Wear the big trousers.
And here, direct from Fort Myers, is a dramatic reading of my original work, by none other than Boof Bonser himself.
I've only watched that video about seven thousand times.