Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Is It Warm In Here, Or Is It Just Me?
Apparently Nick Blackburn pitched a few innings last season, but I guess I was too consumed by another well-documented obsession to notice. Clearly, I was suffering from a nasty, nasty case of Venezuelan myopia.
Because early in tonight's game, I was astonished to find myself feeling strange stirrings in places I thought would never feel strange stirrings ever again.
So tall! So pretty! So deliciously side-burn-y! So completely free of unfortunate facial hair!
Did I mention the pretty?
Never mind that the Twins couldn't manage to win it.