Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Is It Warm In Here, Or Is It Just Me?


Apparently Nick Blackburn pitched a few innings last season, but I guess I was too consumed by another well-documented obsession to notice. Clearly, I was suffering from a nasty, nasty case of Venezuelan myopia.

Because early in tonight's game, I was astonished to find myself feeling strange stirrings in places I thought would never feel strange stirrings ever again.

So tall! So pretty! So deliciously side-burn-y! So completely free of unfortunate facial hair!

Did I mention the pretty?

Never mind that the Twins couldn't manage to win it.

KKKKKK=HotHotHotHotHotHot

Oh, dear.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was he on TV? You can enter him in my contest.

Anonymous said...

welcome back ;)

Anonymous said...

wait, you were talking about Johan, right?

Anonymous said...

nvm, I get it now :) any pics of him online so I can check him out as well? :)

Anonymous said...

wow, very nice indeed (just saw the pic you added to this post)

TwinsGoddess said...

MAGICALLY DELICIOUS.

He starts again on Monday, so we'll see if his last performance was the real deal or a fluke...

Anonymous said...

oh yes, very delicious :)

and I will be sure to check him out tomorrow.