P.S. Sidney darling, please bathe. And while you're at it, cut your hair. Also, stop licking your hands while you're pitching. We're not accustomed to starting pitchers with such haphazard personal hygiene habits around here and, really, it's disgusting.
This makes me want to go to strangers' houses and do this at night while they're sleeping, to spread the joy. This would make me happy to start the day with. My luck I'd probably get arrested for vandalism & trespassing,and end up pissing them off instead.
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Does that chairlift go to the Roller Garden?
From the Roller Garden to the McDonald's, yes.
P.S. Sidney darling, please bathe. And while you're at it, cut your hair. Also, stop licking your hands while you're pitching. We're not accustomed to starting pitchers with such haphazard personal hygiene habits around here and, really, it's disgusting.
Helpfully,
ESG
This makes me want to go to strangers' houses and do this at night while they're sleeping, to spread the joy.
This would make me happy to start the day with.
My luck I'd probably get arrested for vandalism & trespassing,and end up pissing them off instead.
Nonetheless, very cute indeed.
whiskeymarie, you should totally do that.
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