Tuesday, June 21, 2005

A Thought for My 6:30 A.M. Elevator Ride Companion

Dear Jackie O:

You were Miss South Dakota, like, 20 years ago. Seriously, honey. Let it go. Makeup was never intended to be applied with a spackling knife. Go easy on the hairspray. Trust me on this one.

Cute shoes, though.

--ESG

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