My Weekend of Debauchery Inventory:
Rated R Movies, Seen In Theaters, 4. All four contained the “F” word at least once. Three had frontal nudity.
Red Wine, Bottles Consumed, 1.5. With help from sister Meghan.
Restaurant (With Menus and Table Service) Meals Eaten, 3. Two were healthy. One involved bacon and hot fudge.
Indian Take Out Meals Eaten, 1. Also with help from sister Meghan.
Afternoon Naps, 1.
12-Step Meetings Attended, 1.
New Shoes, Pairs Tried On, 20 (Approximately).
New Shoes, Pairs Purchased, 0 (Exactly).
Computer Games, Time Spent Playing, 1.5 Hours.
The Fact That the Damnable White Sox are Playing in the Freaking World Series and That is Just Freaking WRONG, Time Spent Lamenting, 30 minutes. Maybe 45.
Public Displays of Affection Participated In, Many.
Laughs with Various Friends and Family Members, Too Numerous to Count.
I never did get around to the cleaning, but I think, all in all, it was a good weekend.
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mmmmmmm...... B A C O N !
Times you laughed like a hyena at the rest of us tethered to children all weekend: Too numerous to count.
No, no, no... I would never take pleasure in the misfortune of others.
Well, unless they're White Sox or Yankee Fans. But otherwise never.
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