My sister Molly is in the Bahamas, and yesterday she sent us all this very nice, check-in e-mail:
Sent: Sunday, February 26, 2006 4:21 PM
To: EverydaySuperGoddess and Family
How were your weekends? Mines been A-OK. We're having a great time, weather is beautiful. Nice and warm and humid. Its been mostly sunny, it just rained a little bit but stopped quickly and it was gorgeous earlier. We have just been sightseeing and checking out downtown and this crazy Atlantis casino that has all these amazing shops and fish tanks and crazy gardens and stuff. The food has been good, of course overpriced. Let me know how you all are doing. Talk to you soon!!
And this was Dad’s reply:
Sent: Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:27 PM
Subject: Re: HI
Our house was foreclosed on today, and we are penniless street people.
Betsy was arrested by immigration personnel and deported to France.
EverydaySuperGoddess was arrested and charged with criminal vehicular homicide, and both Demigoddesses have been put up for adoption.
The dog ran away.
Enjoy your vacation!!