My Ho

On Saturday evening, my charming sweetie hooked me up with a fabulous new (to me) TV, which is something I have been PINING for for months and months but have not been able to justify buying new. The parents of a friend of his son's are packing up to move out of state and are in the process of liquidating much of their household. He heard they had a big 'ole TV to unload and thought of me ('cuz yeah, he's exactly THAT thoughtful).

He says one of the reasons he loves me is because I work the remote like a guy. And now, thanks to him, I have an additional eight inches of screen to click at. I ask you, what girl wouldn’t find THAT exciting?

He was very patient, even though there was baseball on, while I painstakingly adjusted the color balance (because it was absolutely necessary that the "Twins" lettering on the jerseys be EXACTLY the correct shade of red) and pondered aloud what the hell a “Lumisponder” setting does. One of the reasons I love him is because, two days later, he actually Googled “Lumisponder.”

From: Ho
Sent: Monday, June 20, 2005 2:40 PM
To: EverydaySuperGoddess
Subject: lumisponders

VIDEO: From here you can change the picture, hue, color, brightness, sharpness, and enable the lumisponder to be on or off (the lumisponder feature adjusts the brightness of the screen automatically according to the ambient brightness

Isn’t he dreamy?