Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Deal Breaker

ESG: I’m sorry, Ho. I’m going to have to break up with you now.

My Ho: Why?

ESG: Because of this. (Hands him a CD case.)

My Ho: Where did you find this?

ESG: Downstairs. Right on top of the CD pile.

My Ho: For the record, I got it for free with my first CD player. And it was before the lip-synching scandal.

ESG: That is no excuse. It’s still Milli Vanilli. Would you like your ring back?

(He breaks the CD in half.)

Snap.

My Ho: There. It’s dead now.

ESG: Make sure you dispose of that responsibly. And if I ever find an Ashlee Simpson CD, it's seriously over.

4 comments:

Meghan said...

Girl you know it's true...


Ooh Ooh Ooh, I love you.....

I am confident he was just memorizing the lyrics so he could sing them to you. Perhaps including the side-to side dance moves in black stretch-pants, braids flying? I love the way your Ho can move outside his comfort zone that way..

esg's ho said...

"I'm in love girl,
I'm in so love girl.
I'm just in love girl, and this is true.
Girl, you know it's true.
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you.
Yes, you know it's true.
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you.
Girl, you know it's true.
My love is for you.
Girl, you know it's true.
My love
Girl, you know it's true.
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you.
Yes, you know it's true.
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you."

Honest, ESG!

Crazy Lady said...

After all, a girl has to have her standards

jo(e) said...

Hey, crazy lady stole my comment. That is exactly what I was going to say.