ESG: I’m sorry, Ho. I’m going to have to break up with you now.
My Ho: Why?
ESG: Because of this. (Hands him a CD case.)
My Ho: Where did you find this?
ESG: Downstairs. Right on top of the CD pile.
My Ho: For the record, I got it for free with my first CD player. And it was before the lip-synching scandal.
ESG: That is no excuse. It’s still Milli Vanilli. Would you like your ring back?
(He breaks the CD in half.)
My Ho: There. It’s dead now.
ESG: Make sure you dispose of that responsibly. And if I ever find an Ashlee Simpson CD, it's seriously over.