ESG: I’ll need you to take this pizza out of the oven in a few minutes because "Lost" is about to start, and once it’s on I’m not moving from the couch.
Demigoddess the Younger: Are you going to give me a tip?
ESG: I gave you life. There will be no tipping.
DY: You gave me lice?
ESG: LIFE! I gave you LIFE! You managed the LICE all on your own!