Friday, September 16, 2005

I’m So Lucky And You’re So Not

Lookee what I won in a drawing at work this morning:

It’s a 9.25-pound Nestle Crunch bar.

That’s 97 servings, according to the nutritional information. So if I eat the whole thing, that’ll be 20,370 calories and 1,067 grams of fat. Yummy!

The best part? Yeah. It’s “Shaq Size.”

At what point does one become so famous that one's name automatically becomes synonymous with obscenely large objects?

The Demigoddesses are going to FREAK OUT.


Jenny said...

I would like to do inappropriate things to your Shaq sized bar.

EverydaySuperGoddess said...

You stay away from my chocolate, you latte whore.

esg's ho said...

If you ate the whole thing, I would still love you.

EverydaySuperGoddess said...

If I ate the whole thing, there would be a lotta me to love!

Elaine said...

Hold on a sec... I'm having a moment.

Ahhh! Thanks, that was a nice little bit of chocolate fantasy.


hospicern said...

My son won the same candy bar at the Grand Opening of a Pick 'N Save grocery store. He entered a costume contest as Spongebob Squarepants. Then we walked around to check out the new store. My arms were getting so tired. My son called his dad at work and told him that he won a candy bar. You should have seen the look on his face when he saw the size of it.

I looked up the cost and was surprised to find that it goes for 60 bucks!!!