Lookee what I won in a drawing at work this morning:
It’s a 9.25-pound Nestle Crunch bar.
That’s 97 servings, according to the nutritional information. So if I eat the whole thing, that’ll be 20,370 calories and 1,067 grams of fat. Yummy!
The best part? Yeah. It’s “Shaq Size.”
At what point does one become so famous that one's name automatically becomes synonymous with obscenely large objects?
The Demigoddesses are going to FREAK OUT.